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Shitsnesm

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.
Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!
by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019
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Shitsten

One of the best minecraft towns created. very inspiring to new players. you can check it out on zebflux.eu

Yeah it's pretty pog
Man: Yo shitsten is like, the BEST town in Minecraft : Java Edition multiplayer
Woman: Wow, really? I'm gonna check it out.
by stroheiim March 5, 2021
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Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.
Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!
by Gabby k March 9, 2015
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Shitsthony

A fat mother fucker who has 5 kids at the age of 25 and married some nasty bitch who neglects her kids. He sells dish network for a living and makes very little money because his boss hates him. Shitsthony's are great sales persons and would do well in life if they could read or stay on task. They are generally fat lazy sacks of shit. Shitsthony's are considered to be mooches because they ask for money and food all the time. What they are best at is getting their friends put in jail. They generally dont give a shit about anyone around them so they leave their drugs in other peoples cars and let others take the fall for it. Shitsthony's should be neutered at birth so that we may end the blood line and save the world.
Shitsthony- "Hey man Im really hungry and my kids need diapers."

Boss- "What do I look like a fucking bank?"

Shitsthony- "Well how do you expect me to make sales when I have to worry about my kids not being able to poop?"

Boss- "Fuck"
by Mchammer911 June 18, 2009
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shipstone

The act of a company taking over other companies, in order to grow larger. Secrecy about the takeover is implied but is not obvious or compulsory.

( Derived from the powerful Shipstone Corporation, which eventually owned Coca-Cola and 50% of all business on Earth in Robert Heinlien's novel "Friday"
"Gulf And Western shipstoned Paramount Pctures back in the eighties, then they sold it."
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
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Shitsney

What you call Disney if you hate it
DISNEY IS MORE LIKE SHITSNEY IT SUCKS ASS AND I HATE EVERYTHING DISNEY GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DISNEY
by J Slasher August 1, 2017
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shitsmoker

Someone who likes to smoke while there taking a shit. some people like to smoke when they drink, but shitsmokers smoke when they shit
Hey danielle, did you know doreen is a shitsmoker, instead of smoking while drinking she smokes while shitting.
by Tommy Pito October 27, 2011
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