Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Shitler

To apply the feces from one's ass to your own or another persons upper lip.

I stuck my finger in Sally's ass and wiped the poo on her upper lip. Now she looks like Hitler.

by nG March 23, 2003

shitlets

Small peices of shit. Rabbit shit for example, is composed of many shitlets, instead of a smaller number of larger peices.

Can also be used as a synonym for: dingleberries, clingons or willnots

I thought I needed to take a monster dump, but it was just a few shitlets and lots of gas.

by Paul May 27, 2005

Gaydolf Shitlet

Gaydolf Shitlet is a illiterate Discord user whom of which cyber bullies people, spreads Nazi propaganda on Discord (Ultimate fucking cringe), and has a tendency to drive people to harm themselves.

Gaydolf Shitlet: Fucl you man i hyate you, you ary ugly and yiy suck dick go fuckb yoyrsellf
The person who was insulted: Wat?

by Fighting_Remnant February 23, 2020

shitewank

1. A general expletive. Thought to be more satisfying than saying either shite or wank seperately.
2. Male masturbation that leads to an anticlimax, i.e. no orgasm.

1. "Shitewank!" (Uttered after the game crashed without saving after forty minutes of play)
2. "I had a shitewank earlier"

by gigacannon January 20, 2007

Adolf Shitler

A person who shits with such force and cruelty that they could qualify for a Nazi.

*A loud excretion noise is heard*
Person 1: OMG! Did you just hear that? What an Adolf Shitler!

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

bored shitless

Someone who has the time to either:

1. Determine how long is left in hours, minutes and seconds untill the strung out concert

2. Add a dictionary definition for the person mentioned in (1)

Brent Fox is bored shitless

by FarQue July 14, 2003