Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.

Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!

by disturb May 27, 2021

Shitornado

The term used to define a cluster of small time criminals each with different personalities used to commit tons of petty theft.

"The Baker boys used a shitornado to steal shopping carts from the grocery store to sell to homeless people".

by Blue Bubble April 20, 2011

Shitcoin

A word used to make a bad situation good.

Frank: hey George did you win the two square game?
George: it was a close game but I lost.

Frank: ohh shitcoin

Karen: “I’m breaking up with you”
Clive: “oHh shitcoin”

by T. Ross August 18, 2019

shithorn

Pronounced as two words, "shit horn", this means your ass, especially when you're eating foods that are very flatogenic, like curry.

That Goan curry is really making my shithorn blow sour notes!

by pentozali June 5, 2011

ShitCoin

A new physical currency established in February 2020. One two-ply sheet is equal to one shitcoin, and these coins come in rolls, just like traditional coins.

I bought me Adidas trackie from Sports Direct, cost me half a ShitCoin roll, innit.

by molynda March 9, 2020

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

Shitcoins

You think it would mean shitty bitcoin but it actually is referring to those pennies.

The Canadian government stopped making shitcoins because it was too expensive.

by ashmadallah May 11, 2015