shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

shitlickmcfucker

When parents bring their kid to McDonald's and their kid shits all over the playground.

Kid: *shits*
Mom: "you stupid shitlickmcfucker"

by gidddy January 30, 2021

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

Shitflicker

A pair of shoes that look like they are supposed to flick shit all over you.

Why do you own a pair of shitflickers from aldi? Go buy some new ones before you flick your own shit all over me!

by thescouser February 26, 2012

Shit stick

A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.

I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.

by Kimbaliod December 1, 2009

shitastic

Something extremely shitty. So shitty that its almost great.

Q: So how are you today Alex?
A: Shitastic.

Wow, that hangover was shitastic

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.

Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!

by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011