Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

Shitspeare

A bullshit artist, one who makes up stories

He said he participated in the marathon but his account of the experience sounded lime shitspeare

by Count cokula September 19, 2017

Shitsearching

It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.

Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?

Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.

Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?

Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.

by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020

Shatspeare

A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.

The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker

by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021