Shirland

A lonely village populated only by a few oldies, couple of preppies and ME! The only realy reason to go there is for the good looking guy in Fusebox.

I passed through Shirland the otherday, it's so small- blink and you'll miss it.

by Radclyffe December 7, 2003

Shotland

A person that can shot alcohol like its water. Hard liquor only, as cheap as you like. Bartons preferred.

That girl was drinking Bartons like she came from Shotland.

by Shotland August 13, 2010

Sitland

A male with an abnormally small penis that offers sexual acts for male clients who perfer small penises.

There was a sitland working the corner.

by Jeremy Langley May 3, 2006

Shetland pony

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

Shirland

A small rough-neck town in northern Illinois. The entire town is run by a fellow called Mr. Allen. He is the judge, jury, and executioner (and rocks the hardest).

I thought I could speed through Shirland the other day but Mr. Allen got a hold of me first.

by Crimsnblue November 3, 2008

Shetland People

The term midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called, not little people as is commonly believed.

I tripped over one of those Shetland people, I didn't see the wee little bugger there.

by cryshtch December 11, 2009

ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012