Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.

"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"

by Mandylu January 14, 2019

get some shit popped off

phrase meaning one is in the process of initiating a sexual encounter. This may include but its not limited to making out, hand job, oral sex, vaginal sex, or anal sex.

Yo man I'm about to get some shit popped off tonight with the chick I met in history class.

by zjqrs February 8, 2009

off shit

The thing you say when you say oof incorrectly.

off shit... I meant oof.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

shit drag off

where someone is shiting in the toilet and one or two other people grab there legs and drag them off the toileit. sometimes they also drag them along the bathroom floor which sometimes leaves a big shit smear on the floor.
Often done by bullies to nerds and noobs.

someone dis the shit drag off on John.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.

"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015

shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."

"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."

by Deome June 24, 2015