Shire 

A mixture of “shit” and “sure”.

I mean shitttt.

I mean sureee.

Now you go

I mean shireee

Shire by Jeboris35 February 17, 2024

Shire Mum

They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.

Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.

Shire Mum by Forgottensoul4567 January 4, 2021

Shire Oak 

Full of tramps, skets and slags. Even that bad Blake Fisher has to leave for Brownhills and thats a shithole in itself. That bad even Troy Burrows got kicked out of there

Your a tramp going Shire Oak

Shire Oak by YourLocalScutter December 12, 2019

shire boys 

a name given to those who choose not to live by any rules but their own.

- did you hear about those guys at the weekend?
- no, what guys?
- 5 guys pillaged a small village and raped every man, woman and jailbait child within it.
- oh the shire boys, yeah i heard about that.

shire boys by oomzee October 16, 2009

shire oak academy

Shire oak academy is written down as a good school but really its full of chavy little scum bags and dirty little skets who need to sort their lives out.

Shire oak academy is a bad school.

shire oak academy by I.am.gangster.69 October 29, 2017

Shire oak academy

Shire oak academy is shit school that tries to make out like it is really good but is filled with filthy little scumbags and ppl who stick their nose in peoples business and fink they own the school cough cough... LILLY SIMMS they also have unneccessary strict sexist uniform rules to look “smart” for chavy walsall and shitty teachers who couldnt care less about their students and dickheads who think there all hard such as LEAH BERRY and literally everyone is this school has lost their virginity And shagged each other and year 11’s go out with year 7’s and the teachers here are absoulte fossils

Sister:Whats the worst school you can go to

Me:Shire oak academy is by farrrr the worst school its filled with scumbags

Shire oak academy by Chavyschools.com December 29, 2019

Shire Rats 

Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.

1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

2
John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.

Shire Rats by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009