shirling

The abstract sport of snake bating. Two teams of five form a circle around a snake, grasping in each hand the wrist a member of the opposing team, so as to alternate. The object is to pull a member of the opposite team directly in front of the snake, so as to provoke it into biting him or her. The game continues until only one member of one team remains uncapacitated, thus winning the game for his or her team. The sport was first conceived of by the "Kids in the Hall."

-One day, shirling will be as popular as monster trucks.

by 2_much_time_4_me July 11, 2005

pirate shipping

to finger someobody analy in a rocking arm motion, giving the person reciving it anal pleasure the person giving it finger pleasure.

Person 1: 'have you been on the pirate ship ride at drayton manor?'

Person 2: 'yeah thats not the only pirate ship ive been enjoying recently, last night i had some girl pirate shipping me when we swapped roles'

by SamThing July 17, 2011

shipping

In fanfic, putting characters into a romantic relationship, such as writing Ash + Misty from Pokemon as a couple. Often plays on perceived chemistry between characters in the original series. Abbreviated form of the word relationshipping.

These fanfics are just a load of shipping. There's no plot...

by Blue Jack August 4, 2008

anti-shipping

(1) The intense opposition of the phenomenon of shipping.
(2) A strong opposition to a particular character pairing.

n. anti-shipper: One who anti-ships.

v. anti-ship: To anti-ship.

(1) After suffering through 700 shipping threads on anime forums, I finally gave into temptation and initiated an anti-shipping campaign. But the shippers bitched so much that those asshat admins banned me for trolling.

(2) Why aren't there more Shinji/Rei anti-shippers? That relationship is wrong on SO many levels.

by Reichu September 26, 2005

Ghetto Shipping

Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.

"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."

"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."

"That's some ghetto shipping, man."

"You know it."

by Drew's Tin November 19, 2007

hate shipping

When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.

"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."

by poolvault March 28, 2021

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can

a sentence that is gramatically correct and shows superiority over all even those whom say "whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es"

Person 1:"whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es names their kid 'person 2'?"
Person 2:"Oh yeah? Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo on a ship-shipping ship shipping shipping-ships while doing the can-can can-can can can can can can-can"
Peraon 2:"I'm sorry, I see the error of my ways"

by kqi walliams October 19, 2022