Shiny

One who is mentally or physically challenged. Spends the majority of their lives making macaroni necklaces or knawing on cheerios in the comfort of their very own high chair. One who wears a helmet when engaging in any and all activities, including showering, crossing the street, or handling anything that is composed of solid matter.

Look at that fucking shiny.

by Powerschew December 2, 2009

shiny

to describe the extreame state of euphria you can feel when you have been smoking cannabis , getting high

KT: how have you been alice?
alice: real shiny thanks

danny: how was your day yesterday
alice: just shiny thanks hansome

by alice stilliard July 29, 2008

Shiny

Term associated with a very special girlfriend whom at random moments will pounce on you with fussings & demanding of baby making.

/Pounce
Shiny Happy Bounce!

by SimonL August 8, 2007

Shiny

A shiny is where you spit on your fingers like you were going to shine something and shine your bellend.

I'm going to give myself a shiny rather than a wank tonight.

by Deanybean April 14, 2010

Shiny

a word to describe a person due to their general appearance. usually meant in a harsh way to cover up the true reason for calling someone this: love.

PERSON 1: 'Hey, look, there's Shiny'
PERSON 2: 'Yeah I mean look at her face...so disgusting'

*PERSON 1 is sad as he is actually in love with Shiny*

by ihatecarrots May 18, 2011

shiny

used as another word for buff.
derived from the more literal translation of to buff, or shine.

may be pronounced 'shine-ee' for extra emphasis.

invented by a brother and sister in hertfordshire because they didn't like using the term buff.

"oiii, check dat bwoy!"
"yeah, 'e is bare shiny!"

"d'you see sheila?"
"shiny, mate!"

by marshall409 August 19, 2007

Shiny

A gay ass asian that looks like a hoe.

Damn! that dude right there is a total shiny!

by Johnny.P December 7, 2015