shitrag

Synonym for UK tabloid The Sun, as used by firefighter @crispymick on twitter.

When The Sun asked could they use his photo of his firefighting helmet, Mick replied: Nope, not in your shitrag

by WazzaJ June 15, 2017

Sheira

A friendly person that if you mess with her, she will glock you with a 9mm in the nut sack. When I go to bed I fear her, if you say her name 5 times without the lights she will appear and throw flower petals at you. If you are evil, she will appear and simply glock you once in the nuts. She only does it once because in the long run she knows your poor azz can’t afford to pay the high deductible.

Overall, she is a wonderful person who you can always come to for advice and an incredible singer and is gorgeous.

Did you see that Sheira over there?!?! Don’t she will glock you son!

by MrTopRamenXD August 8, 2018

Shira

It means song or poem. She is really pretty and has an amazing voice. She is very smart. She also talks a lot but it is probably really funny. And if not its at least entertaining.

Person 1: WOAH! who is that crazy hottie over there?
Person 2: Haha. Thats just Shira. You'll get used to it...

by trezsongssss December 7, 2010

Shipra

The nicest person in the world. She will light up a room. And will never cease to make you smile. Shipra is the most stunning person in the world. All the boys are after her, while being very flirtatious herself she really only likes one person. Everyone she meets will fall in love with her because of her staggering beauty. She will play sports like volleyball or soccer.

She is sooo pretty she is definitely a shipra
Shipra is so gorgeous

by Mhgfhvxfn September 1, 2019

shitraction

Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.

My shitractions were too close together and my shit baby was premature.

by Peta J April 2, 2015

Shaira

Shaira is so amazing everyone needs shake in their life

Omg shaira looks so good today

by Reallifesuperhero May 12, 2020

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020