shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Shetails

The details of a conversation that are only significant in the female mind and bare no real meaning to the story. An essential part of female storytelling and an annoyance to male minds.

When my mom tells a story she always includes too many shetails.

The devil's in the shetails

by Uncolored Mamba July 4, 2017

Shemarie

Always the cocky and arrogant girl. This person is hoe-ish and is usually always the "less hot version" of someone else. Will always be passed around between the squad. Nobody would like her if it wasn't for the guy ahe is going out with at the moment.

Shemarie is such a pass around hoe!

by Daiismee June 2, 2015

Shearing

When two really hairy lesbians scissor.

I heard them shearing through the wall last night.

by PHREADD November 8, 2017

Shitarist

A guitarist who absolutely sucks at guitar and tries to lead everyone to believe they are worth listening to.

Dude did you hear what chris was playing this morning

Yeah what a great shitarist.

by imahaas August 30, 2009

shearight

a combination of both shit and alright

type shearight in your phone using t9, its there!

by p.nasty January 18, 2012

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012