Shemen

The warm, sticky fluid ejaculated from a women's uterus during an intense orgasm.

Damn, Amber! You just covered my chest with "shemen"!

by RedLightning69 June 8, 2016

Shemeenotideis

Pain in the upper neck, shoulders and traps area. Medical attention often needed. Often happens when reaching down to pick up small objects

Damn bro, I just got Shemeenotideis from picking up that mic!
He got Shemeenotideis and needs to see a doctor immediately before anything gets bad!

You should go tell the on faculty on duty about your Shemeenotideis, it needs serious attention in the Hospital.

by drshemeno December 4, 2021

Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shemen

When Semen and Feces mix during anal intercourse! Semen + Shit = Shemen.

"Dude the marshmallow and chocolate dripping from your 'smore looks like shemen!"

"I pulled out of her ass after I came and my dick was covered in shemen!"

by Chris M. R. May 6, 2008

Shemeal

Making a meal out of a shemale.

Having sex with a shemale and then eating them, hence the term shemeal.

by Debi jones May 5, 2010

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

Shebek

She-bek- This happens when you go out with your friends and want to leave early, to prevent them from making fun of you or talking you into staying, you leave without saying anything when know one is looking.

We went to the bar and he "Shebeked" on us after only an hour. WTF!

by Eibok August 24, 2009