no shit sherlock

duh.

what you say when someone says something very obvious.

Dude: tomorow is monday. we have school on mondays.
Dude 2: no shit sherlock!

by Hugs4TheEmoKid July 4, 2005

Sherlockian

Someone who is in the fandom for the BBC show Sherlock. Often wild and nearly always brewing theories as to what will happen in season 3 and beyond, they love everything that has to do with Sherlock, The Swishy Coat, and The Purple Shirt of Sex. The favorite ship in the fandom is Johnlock (John Watson and Sherlock Holmes). After only 6 episodes of the show, they have made fan fictions and such to fulfill their needs for Sherlock Holmes.

Person: Hey, I've just heard of this British show called Sherlock. Know anything about it?

Sherlockian: KNOW ANYTHING?!?! I know EVERYTHING. Sherlock and John is just, yes. I can't wait for season 3! Want to read my new fanfic?

by InTimeItWillPass June 19, 2013

No shit, Sherlock

Asshole version of 'indeed'.

Sherlock: It appears as though my obsession with Moriarty has finally gotten the better of me.

Watson: No shit, Sherlock.

*Sherlock proceeds to kick the shit out of Watson.*

by vermillion22 November 18, 2013

Shellacking

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.

"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."

by zythane47 November 3, 2008

No Shit Sherlock

When someone says something that is very obvious

The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!

by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020

Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.

And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Shellshockin' it

When you join a discord voice server, stay unmuted, and don't say anything for your entire stay.

Prone to suddenly leaving the server after a nondescript number of hours.

Winner 1: Dude are you even there? or are you just Shellshockin' it?
Winner 2:

Winner 1: Hello‽
Winner 2 has left the channel

by Kona0 May 31, 2022