Sheldon

A mythical creature with long magetical hair, always sought after by faggits who dont deserve it.

Wow that Sheldon is very magestical

by Tsuskin November 22, 2011

Sheldon

the type of guy you find on a date with a girl your whole squad hit the week before. going out of his way to make himself more friendzone worthy then fuckable. the king of fuckbois

That girls boy is a total sheldon.

by AnonBanksy January 10, 2015

Sheldon

Too smart, detailed, knowledgable and geeky. Derived from Dr. Sheldon Cooper, the fictional character on The Big Bang Theory. Too annoying for words. Belongs on Jeporady.

Don't be a Sheldon, what a Sheldon

by Oldeguy December 20, 2009

Sheldon

Bitchy slut, however one of the bestfriends anyone could ask for. Even though he's are bi-polar he's always there for you. Smallest person with the hugest hearts

Sheldon is awesome.

by Miranda Ann March 10, 2009

Sheldon

That one whitewashed black friend that refuses to admit his more white than black and gets tight when told his white

(white) Friend: "Yo dawg what u tryina grub on

Sheldon: "I'd be down for a salad"
(white) Friend: "Yooooo Sheldon, ur more white than I am I wouldn't even get a salad"
Sheldon: "chill yo I'm dark skin hood nigga."

by RealSlime24 November 01, 2019

sheldon

HE is short but strong he is a fuckboy and where his hat every where and his number is 555-227-8222
he is also rich

look at that guy hes a sheldon

by call that numder January 15, 2020

Sheldon

Snake, complete dog piss of a freinds gay ass muther fucker I hope he dies getting betrayed like he always has ugly ass white boy

I love snakes then u must like Sheldon

by GANDUKING123 November 22, 2021