The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter

Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.

by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009

Sleggy

When a chicks outfit is so short it's beyond leggy and closing in on slutty.

Check out the sleggy shorts on this chick, you can actually see some butt cheek.

by The La Habroid July 23, 2009

shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

Shaggy Ridiculous

A term used to describe an extremely good-looking or attractive marijuana smoker, or stoner. Commonly has shaggy and unkempt hair, but manages to look ridiculously fine in spite of their lack of personal hygiene. Rather than wearing an expensive cologne or body wash, those that are shaggy ridiculous usually smell like weed and/or body odor. Common areas that shaggy ridiculous people inhabit are basements, pizza joints, Atmosphere concerts, and hot-boxed cars. There is no resisting the sexy, mysterious, and usually stinky haze that accompanies shaggy ridiculous people wherever they go.

"Damn! Did you see that guy in the Taco Bell drive-thru last night?"

"Hell yeah, girl! He was shaggy ridiculous! I wanted to tap that ass right there."

by Faded&Foxy420 March 9, 2010

shiggy

Off-road hashing (running) trail through muck, mud or other wet areas. Term derives from shigella/shigellosis - bacteria causing dysentery occurring most frequently in areas of poor sanitation such as pig sties and back-water swamp lands. Term first used by Brits & Aussies on Hash House Harrier runs (in Asia) in 1940's.

The hares laid much of the trail through deep shiggy and nearly every hasher had to wash up prior to down-downs. On On!

by De Duc December 21, 2008

sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex

dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom

by bumrapist6000 July 8, 2019

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020