"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
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I don't like this woman...her sculpted face (crafted by the best of surgeon) gleams evil through her perfect teeth. Whoever sees her as a mother figure or such an entity probably will grow up to murder people. Seriosly twisted evil nasty cow! I hate her voice- like a million screechy evil ants crawling out of her evil remastered vocal chords. She was so nasty to stever out of x factor even though she is devoid of talent. I hope for her mean ways- each of her fluffy dogs chews out her implants and then chokes.
by Shamona January 5, 2005
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by Tori March 22, 2004
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by Jailos January 11, 2019
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by PengestPeng April 23, 2018
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The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.
Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.
Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
"Sharon, MA is boring as all hell, but I have enough liquor and marijuana, which my parent's money bought, to get me through the night."
"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
by misci July 29, 2008
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