Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

Shädbase

An artist who specializes in pornography, mostly a combination of girls with dicks (shrmale, trans, fits, crossdress, dick girl,...)but can also contain animals and under aged characters (most from popular media like movies, games ,...)

*Have you seen Shädbase his "police brutality" comic?
- Yea that shit was so hot

by Qazwert July 28, 2016

shadab

Blissful
Prosperous
Prosperity

Extract from an urdu poetry :

"Har khushi dil ko ghamgheen kiye jaati hai
Ek tere gham se zindagi shadab hui jaati hai"

by GeekPoint March 30, 2009

Shad-gasm

a Combination of an Orgasm and the Fear of Shad Speed, This combined makes a Shad-gasm, a very hilarious way to show fear among a group of people, mainly used by friends and relationships.

Person 1: I just had a Shad-gasm.
Shad: Thats what im here for ;)
Person 2: Thats just sick xD

by TheBlueFluffy September 8, 2017

shaddai

Shaddai is an amazing person
She is a sweet kind person that will always have your back. She is a great loyal friend. Shaddai is trust worthy and will always be there for you. She doesn't like to show her emotions

trust shaddai

by HenrEyGIll November 11, 2019

Get your Shad on

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008

shadafeel

a word made by IGNOS asking if they feel you

Sup man let's go out tonight?
Can't my girl don't let me go out Shadafeel?

by Robnos April 2, 2014