shartuitous moment

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.

"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."

by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

Shartui

A tiktoker That posted genshin impact related content and is funny cool. They use they/them pronouns.

Omg did you see shartui’s edit of venti that was posted on march 22 2021? Its amazing

by Applejuicey March 28, 2021

Sharrup

It means to be quiet

Can you please sharrup.

by A chosen 1 December 7, 2021

Shartplosion

When you try to fart but you have explosive diarrhea

I had a Shartplosion in class and got sent to the hospital for bowel cancer.

by Bum hole tickling bandet September 23, 2023

Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

by 3dPulP November 4, 2012

shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

SHARTOPIA

1. That feeling of relief you get when you finally get to the toilet to let the rest of a shart out.

Bob: Hey man, where ya been for the last half hour, you missed part of the game!

Bruno: Oh I went to Shartopia, man!

Bob: Oh is that why you're smiling so big?

shartstop sharting shartler

by mustypus March 29, 2010