LEZBERADO

A fierce lezbian dyke who won't take no for an answer, usually found after last call crying in her beer at a dyke bar. If you encounter this heinous atrocity, start singing The Eagles' "Desperado", as this is the only known remedy for this disgusting act.
Shirley: Hey are you still going out with Sam?

Dweeza: Hell no, that dyke bitch wouldn't take no for answer she turned into a real lezberado!

Shirley: That's the fourth date she's scared off in a week, how sad is that?

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by mustypus March 29, 2010
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SHARTOPIA

1. That feeling of relief you get when you finally get to the toilet to let the rest of a shart out.
Bob: Hey man, where ya been for the last half hour, you missed part of the game!

Bruno: Oh I went to Shartopia, man!

Bob: Oh is that why you're smiling so big?

shartstop sharting shartler
by mustypus March 29, 2010
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