Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shatrice

Shatrice is a girl that laughs without fear of the future. And even when she’s afraid she always seems to keep a gorgeous smile on her face, and a killer wardrobe to cover it up. She’s appealing, attractive and the one who isn’t afraid to lead the way. No matter what, her heart is always the GPS. You’ll love her because she’s the tour guide heading towards a safe and good time!

Shatrice is always smiling when I see her!

by Shatrice November 22, 2021

Shartreuse

Your early morning glass of wine before you go to work and you fart green liquid.

I should have brought extra protection on that bus. Thanks Shartreuse.

by denness September 4, 2022

shartsuckler

One (also known as a shuckler or a suckleshart) commonly refers to a crumping twat who looks dauncy in their best fit and is an outspeckle in their best achievements.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.

"Take a look at that slimy limpsy fuck. I bet he's right up a shartsuckler, isn't he?"

by The ROCK! March 12, 2023

shartrusa

A beautiful woman, who loves to apologize.

The model was very sorry, she must be a shartrusa.

by Pupsalups90 January 29, 2024

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024