To Shatner

Verb used when a vocalist for a band speaks his lyrics instead of singing them.

Halfway through Crazy my voice started cracking, so I just Shatnered my way to the end.

by Oedipus May 30, 2005

Shanner

Someone/thing shan, rubbish, undesirable

1: Davy, ya shanner!
2: Did you see that car? It was a shanner!!

by solodini November 6, 2006

Shatner

Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"

1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."

1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."

1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

by Quicksand August 31, 2005

Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.

"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."

by AvianEddy June 2, 2009

Shatnerspension

To build suspension by inserting overdramatic pauses like William Shatner, with or without facial expressions. The suspension created by Shatner pause, Shatner comma, or shatnering.

"Did you see how Matt read that last line? He used Shatner Pause so well that he created Shatnerspension for the group listening."

by JustJayPHX May 19, 2013

Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019