sharkattackdan

Most hated person you will ever meet. Used against small and squeaky people.

Omg ur such a SharkattackDan

by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

sharkbite

While giving your partner anal, at the moment of ejaculation bite her shoulder to make things even tighter!

I cumed like the thunder when i gave the wife a sharkbite last night...

by Billy Milly August 10, 2005

sharkbite

Non-chalant absurdity with a dash of embarrassment.

A guy is walking down the street in the East Village. A dog is tied up to a pole, waiting for his owner inside a cafe. The dog jumps towards the man and bites his crotch. The man jumps back and continues walking, ignoring the three people walking behind him that just witnessed this absurd situation. Sharkbite!

by nattiesays September 13, 2010

Sharkurity

Security which serves no purpose other that to keep those who manage it employed.

1) This sharkurity team give me the shits!
2) This sharkutiry is a waste of everyones time

by secritic March 8, 2010

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

Starbait

Making questionable jokes in order to get put on the starboard in the discord server Guilders.

"How many times have you been starboarded in Guilders?"
"Like 30 times, why tho?"
"Dude, ur definitely starbait lmfao"

by theguildia October 21, 2023

shark bait

1)the journeyman stage of the shovelman union
2)one who has at one time in life had a hand of blue
4)one who is known to frequent the local car wash hoping to see his deadbeat pal and get a free wash.

1)hey lets make that neckbone over there dig us a hole! No way man have shark bait do it.
2)Hey you damn kids stop shark baiting my car wash.

by notorious 007 July 16, 2004