Shark

Michael Fassbender

Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?

Nah, I don't like sharks

by bloodyfall95 August 2, 2011

Shark

A tool with a faux hawk

Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.

by MclovinFagol May 1, 2008

Shark

How you describe someone you want to fuck.

Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022

Shark

A animal that only wants to have his dick sucked.

"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"
"Suck my diiiiiiiick"
"I'm a shaaaaaaark"

Shark bitch!

by EATmy@$$ October 17, 2008

Shark

A shark is an older guy who is attracted to and dates younger girls.

Chris' girlfriend Caitlin was two years younger than him, thus making him a shark.

by CheyTheWolf August 5, 2015

Shark

something bad ass

Yo, look at that delorian, that shit is shark.
Ninjas are shark.

by theopenmatt March 7, 2014

Shark

A really ugly girl that looks like a shark and won't stop following you or your friend.

This shark would not leave liam alone today at practice.

by Broaly mamoth April 13, 2011