A replacement for any verb or adverb in a sentence to mask the original word’s meaning and/or to add a suggestive/humorous tone to the sentence.
“Matt, what were you just doing in the closet with Rebecca?”
“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”
“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”
“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
“We were shaqueezling it up, what else?!”
“Aren't you supposed to be in class right now?”
“Yeah man, but I quietly shaqueezled my way out of the classroom and my teacher didn’t even notice!”
by anonymous December 19, 2020
Get the shaqueezle mug.A genuine girl who has frizzy hair all the time, and is always called ugly by her peirs. she likes to be alone usually, and is most comfortable when she is with her closets friends (mainly guys). usually boys have a secret crush on her, and don’t know how to tell her, so they treat her like shit. But the wonderful, kind, and happy girl is too selfless to stop people from treating her like shit. she’s quiet, and she’s very open about her feelings. a great friend to have. never loose her, she’s a keeper. and a indefinite soul mate who lives to sing, cook, and the best mom for her children
“you are an amazing person, shanelle”
by a nice friend :) November 1, 2021
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by Ava kelly November 21, 2018
Get the Shanelle mug.The most sweet natured, beautiful girl in the world. No one compares to her. Sent from heaven to brighten Jakes life, she makes every second a blessing and every heartbeat a joy. She is sexy and kind, loving and caring. She is perfect and I love her <3
Male 1: Hey have you seen that Shanelle chick?
Male 2: yeh, she is so sexy and gorgeous, but I think she's with that other guy :(
Male 1: what? That super attractive jake guy, the one everyone loves and respects?
Male 2: yeh that's the one.
Male 2: yeh, she is so sexy and gorgeous, but I think she's with that other guy :(
Male 1: what? That super attractive jake guy, the one everyone loves and respects?
Male 2: yeh that's the one.
by Jake the Pom October 23, 2013
Get the Shanelle mug.A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
by Patient zero July 29, 2008
Get the Shaquille O'Neil Disease mug.When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.
I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.
by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010
Get the shaquille o'neal space dunk mug.One cool ass chick who does not take any shit from anybody. She is aware her name is french and all that implies!
Shantelle is a strong independent woman with the name All girls wish their mother had names them. all the guys think she's hot!
by French Cutie March 28, 2009
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