smapple

a smashed or smooshed up apple

that truck collision in Vermont smappled about 30 bushels of red delicious!!!

by mattattackdana2 February 28, 2011

diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.

Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.

by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006

Snappleman

Snappleman, one Andreas Kotsamanadis. Snappleman is a musician, mostly known as a guitarist, who has worked on many game soundtracks, and does many game soundtrack remixes with many other artists. He has done songs like Break The Silence (F-Zero X) and a remix of The Flying Battery stage of Sonic and Knuckles, called Dead Batteries. Plus he is amazingly awesome. Aspire to play like him, I tell you.

"Dude, did you hear that badass mix by Snappleman? That was crazy shit."

"That was truly Snappleman-esque. Quite skillful."

by Wayof88 March 3, 2009

Jizz Snapple

when a guy ejaculates all over a girls face then pours a Snapple on top of it.

Steve:last night I gave my girl a Jizz Snapple

by rjay515 May 26, 2009

sharpley

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something

did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley

by scourer September 9, 2011

snapplecious

Something that is really good.

oh man that burger was snapplecious

by Tyedyeguy August 7, 2009

Swapplejack

to steal or copy someone's belongings, clothings, or actions.

Bitch you be seeing my shoes right now, ya i just swapplejacked Micheal Jacksons shoe game.

My friend Austin came out of the closet recently, i swapplejacked his style and also came out of the closet, now we have loads of gay sex.

by tristaneggy1234 March 25, 2011