Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd

The famous massacre of 1857, Ohio, was caused by this masked outlaw, later found creating wide disturbances in the British Government, violently stabbing the prime minister and throwing his body into the Thames causing the Black Plague from the rotting corpse. She later fell in love with an exiled Ninja who taught her how to use her blade with efficiency and power, he loved her so much he named the most lethal techniques after her, thus producing the word Shank, she later died at a ripe age of 103. Her memory lived on with all those that carry knives.

Stabbing a victim before Meg Shanky Shankerson the 3rd was around was known as Merking, after her teachings its common knowledge that it is Shanking

by Exiled Ninja of the Forests March 3, 2014

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

Shanzeh

The most beautiful, kind, innocent, blind, delicate, refined, perfect, precious, dear, adorable, gorgeous, stunning, smart, funny, sweet, cute, crazy, pretty, strong, amazing, energetic, fascinating, forgiving, heavenly, incredible, intelligent, joyous, lively, lovely, royal, noble, outstanding, optimistic, phenomenal, radiant, special, wonderful, warm-hearted, enrapturing, enamoring, captivating, ravishing, alluring, enticing, youthful, beloved girl in the universe. The amazing part about this word is that you are NOT allowed to use it in an exaggerated context, strictly when you actually mean it. Words give them injustice, the entire dictionary included. They say "a picture is worth a thousand words." When Shanzeh is in one, the picture becomes worth a million words. Don't believe that? Look at Shanzeh yourself. Right, I was correct.

Shanzeh is such an angel.

by Soralinne Beauregard's Sun May 29, 2018

full Shaner

when a male fully inserts his tongue into a female's anus.

"Hey, did you eat her ass last night?"

"Yeah bro, I gave her the full Shaner!"

by if mod February 19, 2018

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

Shanger

Also spelled "Shaynger", this word blends the usage of the name Shane and the word anger. Being shangry is one step past anger, often defined as hostility with urge to physically attack.

Kirt: "Can you cover my shift?"

Shane: "Why the hell should I have to do that?"

Kirt: "Don't unleash your Shanger on me"

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I asked Shayne to take my work order, and he got all shangry on me.

by PalatialGabe November 20, 2010