shape fucked

Someone who is fat and ugly

“She shape fucked”

by Milf slayer 69 big dick October 16, 2020

Shame Face

Sarcastic for shame. Popular with children and silly adults.

Guy One: That guy just got killed by a carrot peeling!

Guy Two: Shame Face

by Bacon54 September 12, 2010

shank-fuck

1. When one stabs (shanks) another in the abdomen, and then has intercourse with the still-bleeding wound.

2. To shank someone and then fuck the wound.

3. The ultimate revenge.

4. A terrible discourtesy during seppuku.

Inmate 1: "Oh dear. This shank-fuck is rather painful."
Inmate 2: "I did not know you were still alive."
Inmate 1: "Quite. Please correct that quickly."
Inmate 2: "In two minutes. Maybe three."

by Shankeypants McFarlane January 11, 2009

shade fucker

Someone who waits in the shade while others are standing in the heat.

At tennis camp, Derrick was being a shade fucker while the rest of us were waiting in the sun.

by I.am.Meh June 21, 2008

shade foster

a strange creature that was created in a meth lab

what a shade foster thing

by toby1234567890 March 16, 2013

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014