Shampiss

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.

1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."

by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009

shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

shameless cunt

A person who will do anything for attention.

Did you see Kendra up North showing her hairy ass to the entire crowd? What a shameless cunt!

by LittleRoman November 6, 2013

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Shamelessly Self Promoting

When an urbanetizen constantly tries to move his product through every forum available to him.

Jason E. Lee has been shamelessly self promoting his new book "Visions of the Unknown."

by Hayson May 15, 2011

Sampresa

This girl is a walking lie detector. Don’t ever lie to her. At the same time, she gets away with every lie that comes out of her mouth. The one thing all people named Sampresa have in common is how competitive they are. They just have the need to be the best. Even though they can be the sweetest person you’ve ever met, if you make them mad, they will go hard on getting revenge. Sampresa is very beautiful. Her beauty is ethereal. If she ever lets you see her cry, that lets you know that she really trusts you. People named Sampresa don’t show their emotions a lot, so let that be a sign that she would even trust you with her life.

“Sampresa is so hardworking” said Pat.

by jkansieievsk June 1, 2020

Simpress

a very dedicated giver and enjoyer to him who is a simperor

the simpress peeled off his unease and made him forget for a minute who he was. or thought he was.

"I look into the familiar depth of your eyes - it draws me closer and closer (does it ever end?) - silencing my questions (what was i going to ask?) except for one"

by Krkič May 2, 2021