shambooley

the act of ripping a bong that is almost cashed

Let me take another shambooley from the bong before it's cashed.

by draiser February 7, 2017

Shamoodeludah

Word to describe a person who is sloppy and shambolic

This guy is so shamoodeludah

by Manlikerebz October 13, 2021

shampoozled

Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.

Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.

by Nickp274 September 26, 2006

shmoodle

having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.

Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.

by chompiie January 10, 2008

shampoozled

the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible

you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!

by analog girl in a digital world June 20, 2009

Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.

I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.

by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011

Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.

by sovrac August 18, 2013