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Shampizzle

A courageous shaman who teaches noobs to heal and protects the many creatures of the mystical land of Azeroth.
Sipper: When will the almighty Shampizzle show me how to heal once and for all...

Avvo: You just are not worthy enough to stand in front of the great Shampizzle.
by Shamp April 26, 2009
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Shizazzle

The new and improved version of 'Shiz' for the latest generation!
I'm not into that phone shizazzle.
by hapybratt July 13, 2018
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Shmizzle To The Mizzle

when a person is high asf
kick: hey molly are you okay?
molly:I'm Shmizzle to the mizzle
by Little Guppie February 10, 2019
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shazwazzle

When two friends of yours enter into a "relationship", where by; they only see eachother, sleep together, and really really like eachother, but, refuse to call it a "relationship". Leaving their friends a bit confused on what to call it.
I am so happy that Mike and Marijke's shazwazzle makes them happy.
by llolla November 12, 2007
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King Shazzle

-Noun

All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
Servant 1: King Shazzle, can I assist you in any way?

King Shazzle: Yes, please insure that no one sleeps in my bed while I am off conquering new territories.

Guard Ballard to Servant 1: Did you get those blood stains out from when I deflowered my boyfriend in the Master's bed?

Servant 1: Yes, they are clean. He will have no idea.
by Frickerrr June 29, 2009
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shamizzle

a very fantastic girl who loves cheerleading and is obsessed with Top Gun!!
by sha nay September 8, 2003
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shamozzle

a total shit-storm!
Wow... that sale at Gap today was a complete shamozzle!!
by mista>dave September 16, 2010
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