by JDPVT420 August 21, 2009
Get the shalackers mug.confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.
David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!
by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017
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by skwerrel :D February 23, 2005
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Get the shaladin mug.A very beautiful girl who is very smart. She is probably the coolest person you will ever meet and has a smile that will light up your world. I hope she reads this because she is amazing and I love her. 😍
by Sexyandiknowitt February 8, 2014
Get the Shadasha mug.A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.
I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.
by Prime Time April 7, 2005
Get the backhand shalanski mug.A combination of the Hebrew word shalom with the Spanish word adios, in a creative combinational culture clash to say goodbye. Often said in a chipper voice.
Amy- Ok, I'm leaving now.
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!
Matt- You're already packed?
Amy- Yes, I've been preparing for this for quite some time.
Matt- But why?
Amy- I haven't been fulfilled nearly enough in this marriage, and I know it's for the best for both of us.
Matt- Will I ever see you again?
Amy- Let's not talk about that.
Matt- I'll miss you.
Amy- I'll miss you too. Goodbye, Matt.
Matt- Shaladios shaladios!
by Mr. Anson January 17, 2008
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