A very tall, smart, beautiful and sexy chic that you can bring home to mom. She's a Libra and the most realest person ever ,because of her inability to lie or be fake everyone wants to be around her. She knows more rap verses than your closest boy, and has sicker shoe game than most broads with much smaller feet. And she has an IQ of 139 and a smart ass mouth. She can also whup your ass in Teken. Also goes by Sha (not pronounced "shay") and Lana
If I ever settle down with one person or get married I pray to God its with Shalana or someone just like her, because she is perfect!
by Sha Goody September 10, 2011
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Origin: Russian Language
Historical background: None. Jargon, Folklore.
Translation: None.
Closest meaning: Slut
Synonym: blyat, shluha, suka.
A derogatory term, an insult, usually reserved for females. Also a prison speak, shalava is a man who cannot be trusted.
Basically, another one of Russia's great mysterious folklore labels for a bitch that just won't listen. This word carries no explicit meaning and generally means "a mutha fuckin' bitch whore slut blyat,.... !!!BLYAT!!!"
Origin: Russian Language
Historical background: None. Jargon, Folklore.
Translation: None.
Closest meaning: Slut
Synonym: blyat, shluha, suka.
A derogatory term, an insult, usually reserved for females. Also a prison speak, shalava is a man who cannot be trusted.
Basically, another one of Russia's great mysterious folklore labels for a bitch that just won't listen. This word carries no explicit meaning and generally means "a mutha fuckin' bitch whore slut blyat,.... !!!BLYAT!!!"
EXAMPLE:
To insult someone, this word could be used by itself - "SHALAVA!" or in combination with other words in a sentence - "Ah you're such a SHALAVA!"
To insult someone, this word could be used by itself - "SHALAVA!" or in combination with other words in a sentence - "Ah you're such a SHALAVA!"
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I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.
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