Shakespearean Drunk

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.

Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.

by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010

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Shakespearean

Early modern English. The English used between 1500 and 1700. Shakespearean English contains words like thee, thou, and thy, and is completely different from current-day English.

The KJV bible is written in Shakespearean.

by YT: Gaming with Charlie November 17, 2018

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Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

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William Shakespeare

Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.

WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.

William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.

by iMacThere4iAm November 6, 2008

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shakespeare style

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

by Colin March 14, 2005

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