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Semesteritis 

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
Semesteritis by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010

semester jester 

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
beyond sexy. too hott for this world :
that 2peh is tha sexiest.
sexiest by nenabee December 1, 2004

sequestered

If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: So "if" we get "deadlocked", we'll be "sequestered" at the Springfield Palace Hotel. Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO. Ooh! Free Willy!
sequestered by Principal Skinner January 11, 2008
A girl that makes you drool by just looking at her