pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

Cereal Session

When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.

John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

Brandon: what? no way?

John: yeah dude, weird huh?

by Orange Crush Soda September 12, 2009

phone session

When a group of friends gets together to hang out and then they all end up sitting and staring at their phones; usually scrolling through social media or acting like they are so that they can fit in with everyone else. Is extremely common among girls, and my friends unfortunately.

I wanted to hang out with my friends but they were all being boring and having a phone session. So then I left and tried to find people that were actually having a good time instead.

by 138DooBy February 20, 2014

Bidey senses

When someone bisexual is able to identify other people who aren't straight. A little bit like Gaydar. Makes reference to Spider Man's "Spidey senses".

Person 1: *sees* a stranger --"Wow, my Bidey senses are DEFINITELY tingling!"

by tbhidk123 May 26, 2017

I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.

by officialpyrocynical May 28, 2020

Sess

A slang word for sensimilia. Sensimilia is spanish for high quality female cannabis that have not been fertilized by male cannabis plants, making the buds seedless and very potent with THC. A.K.A. Chronic, good shit, da bomb-diggity, or sticky-icky.

"Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess, I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed"- Inspector Deck of the Wu-Tang Clan as heard in the song C.R.E.A.M. off the album Enter The Wu-Tang 36 Chambers

by Dakedi February 22, 2011

karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

by godsp33d August 24, 2009