Semitarian

A semitarian is a part-time vegan or vegetarian: too much of a wuss to go 100% in but they put in the half-assed effort. They may eat only some types of meat (like oyster vegan or pescatarian), they may consciously choose not to eat meat on certain days (Meat Free Monday), or they may only eat meat on certain days (cheat meal). They may be semitarian for health reasons, simply not care, or find full-time veganism or vegetarianism to be too time-consuming or difficult.

James: I've been vegetarian with one meat meal exception a month.

Sarah: That's semitarian...
James: No, it's vegetarian with 1 meat meal dammit. I don't like labels. I'm a millenial!

It's Meat-Free Monday! Time to flex my semitarian muscles.

Maybe I just dont care THAT much about veganism. I'm doing my part eating meat only on rare occasions. It would be more impactful to make a ponzi scheme for veganism. The results would be exponential. Until then, I'm semitarian.

My doctor told me I have to reduce my meat intake to reduce my risk of chronic preventable disease. So I cut out all meat--except for burgers.

by lilspiker January 1, 2017

Semiat

A highly intelligent, smart person, who has a deep insight on things. They have a way of figuring out things without knowing, and they can be very mysterious at times. Most people do not understand them, until they real investigate it. They are critical when it comes to grades or challenging tasks they have to take on. They are diligent workers who enjoy writing poetry. They have a very odd obsession with drawing flowers and they will always try their hardest to come out on top.

An intelligent person may be defined as semiat.

by emijeemi January 8, 2012

semester

A period of time in school where almost everyone thats not too fucked in their classes begin to do everything they can to raise or maintain their grades.

Jimmy had to kiss ass and do all his work in order to pass his classes before second semester.

by Ared January 24, 2008

Sexistential Crisis

Moment where you do not know anything about your gender or sexuality.

"I'm going through a sexistential crisis right now can you please advise me?"

by sexistentialcrisisdunderhead December 21, 2018

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

Sexist

A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.

Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.

by Light Joker July 5, 2004

Sexist Deercat

Half deer, half cat, all sexist. An animal that is made up of two of the worst animals ever, and is very sexist. Usually used to call someone a sexist.

Another sandwich joke? You're such a sexist deercat.

by onlyaguy August 18, 2010