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seesaw

When you're vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time. Rocking back and forth shitting on the pot and puking in a trash can with a seesawing motion.
Ask Carlos about the time he went to this one mexican restaurant and seesawed in their bathroom. That's just the reality of it...
by SupNva March 13, 2008
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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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semenate

verb:
to orgasm.
the word is made up of the words semen and the end to masturbate.
together they make semenate
by XabbazabbaX April 28, 2006
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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ukrainian seesaw

A double penetration sex position where two men are stationary and a woman rocks back and forth between them.
My friend and I ran the Ukrainian seesaw on that girl.
by B3@r July 26, 2014
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semenate

another word for ejaculate. It's just funner to say.
this feels so good im about to semenate
by Fronkus M Burger June 3, 2018
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Semenalia

Collectibles, antiques, crafts, and items of interest that are somehow associated with seminal fluid, ejaculation, or the pure joy of jacking off.
That cum rag that you leave under your mattress is disgusting semenalia.
by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019
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