Siberian tour

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).

- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*

by xelectriquex January 11, 2013

siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

sibert

Happy to be around always keeping a smile on your face trust worthy

"Guy 1: Man why is that group always laughing

"Guy 2: Its cause they have a sibert in their group

by The human urban dictionary January 31, 2017

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

sebbernakle

The longhand version of Seb or Sebastian. A sebbernakle is specifically with someone with goblin tendencies and can't be trusted.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see where my Newports went?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I left them with the sebbernakle:
Person 1: "Oh"

by WarmFission February 2, 2022

chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs October 15, 2007

Siberian Blizzard

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.

If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.

by Cornwad June 2, 2010