Secord

Not quite second place but not quite third. Also written as 2rd. The place that siamese twins would come in at if they finished at both 2nd and 3rd place simultaneously.

Announcer: In first place, Tommy. And in secord place, siamese twins Abigail and Brittany!

by ScrotieMcBoogerBalls May 18, 2010

Señora

An older Mexican housewife who spends her days raising children and limpia la casa.

Girl: "I cleaned the house and did laundry all day ."
Friend: "Dang girl you're turning into a Señora."

by Ching0na August 11, 2017

Seoras

The kid at school who looks at women and bothers them for attention. Also says he failed his pee pee exam.

Seoras: I have a boner. *beside two guys*

by dildopizza May 31, 2019

Secorian

Someone who lives in the Secor neighborhood in Mahopac, NY. Secorians are usually scum of the earth, white trash, pot smoking skater kids, and overly obnoxious teenage boys who like to ding dong ditch at ungodly hours of the night.

You're a Secorian? That sucks, bro, your life must be so sad.
If I were a Secorian I'd kill myself, wouldn't you?

by Bitcharoux November 23, 2018

Señora Diabla

Literally a direct translation of "Miss Devil". This is a term used to describe the types of spanish teachers that are overly materialistic and highly judgemental - the types of things you might see in a spawn of the devil. Because Señora Diabla is so materialistic and judgemental, she comes off as highly unattractive and therefore does not have kids or a husband even at the age of 45.

It also kind of refers to the general idea that spanish is the devil's language, and therefore the spanish teacher IS literally a direct spawn of the devil.

Person 1: Yo, you see Señora Diabla roll up in her 350z? How does a teacher afford a nice car on that salary?

Person 2: Yea man but she doesn't have a husband or kids to spend her money on. All she has is her 666 cats.

Person 1: Yea dude I can't stand her she is always trying to judge me like she is God or some shit...

by what?!yousuckMYdick! December 4, 2010

Secrat

Someone who tells tells other's secrets.

Bova "Dude I have a little penis, don't tell no one"
William "Alright man I won't."

Later that day

William "Hey V Gorp, Bova has a little weiner!"

Bova "WILLIAM YOU FUCKING SECRAT"

by haarharharhahr December 9, 2008

scorantine

A combination of "score" and "quarantine". Avoiding all media and communication that may reveal the score to a game you have recorded but are currently unable to watch.

Dave was under scorantine until he could get home, where he watched the Cubs game he had Tivo'd.

by speaks4geeks November 2, 2011