Seatbelt Nazi 

Often a person who is driving a vehicle, who INSISTS that you wear your seatbelt at ALL times. If you defy the seatbelt nazi, shit will hit the fan, word.

Andre "Dude, your Mom is a total seatbelt nazi!"

Rissa " I know, don't defy her, or she'll become SATAN! Word."

Seatbelt Nazi by MsRishah March 31, 2009

seatbelt bondage 

When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.

John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.

seatbelt bondage by HoboAC March 29, 2008

seatbelt boobie

when female breasts are devided by a car seat belt ,in a way to make the breasts more defined, leaving less to the imagination .

I almost drove off the road checking out her seatbelt boobie.

seatbelt boobie by spydirman70 March 12, 2014

Seatbelt Steeple 

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...

Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!

Seatbelt Steeple by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019

Seatbelt Nazi 

A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)

My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!

Seatbelt Nazi by enfant terrible April 3, 2021

Stonewall Seatbelt 

Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.

Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.

Stonewall Seatbelt by bigolepenis April 7, 2018

Seatbelt 

An inside joke that your friend won't inform you on it's meaning.

Friend: "Hey guys, I like pears!"
Other friend: "I don't get it."
You:" I don't either, it's a seatbelt"

Seatbelt by Lowfatman727 January 5, 2015