lick my seahorse

A girl the wants oral sex performed on her

"I want you to lick my seahorse"

Oral sex I want you to lick my seahorse

by cunts fucked May 18, 2014

flaming seahorse

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.

person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...

by b_gambino September 9, 2011

Seahorse

A man who stays at home to take care of the kids. A stay at home dad or house husband with children.

My husband is totally a seahorse, the kids love him.

by Skeren Dreamera May 6, 2016

Awkward Seahorse

Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.

Jane: Guess what I had for dinner last night.
Bobby: Your mom.
Jane: *awkward seahorse*

by Ringle May 3, 2008

the seahorse

a decrepit, vile, piss ridden bar located in dundalk, md..usually claims home to the most disgusting of the alcoholic residents/ pill poppers/ hot mustard willys, the bathroom is always covered with the smell of failure and obesity. and piss. the beer is over priced, the women are over weight and the men are over confident and most commonly wear shirts that are way too tight and reek of over bearing wal-mart cologne.. strippers frequent this fine establishment to purchase goods from the many drug dealers that hang out. also be careful who you buy a drink for as most of the consumers are underage.. the best part is the cops hang out right outside and often lock people up right on either side of the bridge for dui but people still go there...all in all the seahorse is a fantastic place to not go to

hey dom you want to go to the seahorse tonight....?

nah jack, i just got a dui last week right out side of that shit ass bar!!!

by crzywhtboyjack66 September 13, 2011

seahorse

A quarter-note rest in music, because of its shape.

This music is boring! There's nothing but seahorses for twenty bars!

by pentozali March 19, 2008

Angry Seahorse

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull out and cum all over her face, at this point she cant see nothing, and then you smack her ass and her legs will curl up like a seahorse. Know she is an angry seahorse.

Katy you better shut the fuck up before I give you and youre mom an angry seahorse later on tonight.

by xlaker September 26, 2010