Seagoll

Bri ish man who has recently hit 100 subscribers on YouTube
who tends to make reviews on common household
appliances, such as a printer, toaster, etc.

I hate seagoll

by BigCool October 27, 2020

seagal

A person who is extremely lucky and don't even understand he's luck and don't deserve it

"omg i killed 6 men with usp by headshots, lol how fun!"

by m3m0r January 10, 2004

Steaming Seagal

To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.

She was really into the Steaming Seagal until I started beating on her chest and saying one liners.

by kdogg76 August 31, 2015

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

Filthy Seagal

When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.

That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.

by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023

spagoala

what you call a friends mom vag if not washed

last night i saw my friends moms "spagoala" and puked she laughed and walked away

by jacktherapper October 20, 2009

Seafoal

A commonly known term to describe a seahorse's child.

Look at that beautiful seahorse dad who brought up this independent seafoal with a bright future ahead.

by lucampbell September 28, 2019