seaweed diet

To smoke copious amounts of marijuana for an extended period of time.

Dude, I'm on the seaweed diet. I see weed and smoke it!

by captain stu July 22, 2010

safeerah

A bad bitch who is a fucking queen and deserves the whole world cuz she’s one in a million

Safeerah...

by Babygirlllllllllllllllllllllll November 15, 2017

Shafee Maummar Gaddafi

In no relation with actual Gaddafi. Shafee is a Indian that has a dream to become a dictator but is too much of an idiot to achieve his goal. Also he has the most stupiddiest bucket list ever and the dumbest ideas.

Wow this guy is being such a "Shafee Maummar Gaddafi".

by IM charlie brown February 5, 2014

Seaweed Bitch

A girl who is so nasty she has algae on her nuva ring.

Dude my tinder date was a total seaweed bitch

by Goose Honkers May 28, 2018

seaweeb

a pun for people who idealise seattle as weebs do japan
it is funny because of seaweed

dude: bro we should move to seattle after high school, it's so nice there and the weather is perfect and they have trees
bro: dude are you a seaweeb?

by US99 October 26, 2019

Seaweed Nips

When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples

Person: Dude, are those seaweed nips?
Dude: Yeah, it makes me feel like Aquaman

by ThE_Bo$s June 6, 2020

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011