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scummer

a supporter of Southampton F.C. however they aren't actually human. They are victims to generations of inbreeding which has lead to severe physical and mental disfigurement.

they are most commonly known for supporting the shittest team ever to play in the English football league and living in a grotty little city on the south coast the government have recently given the go-head to use it as a nuclear testing site

recent history proves that portsmouth are the better team having beaten the 4-1 in their last encounter in 2006. no more encounters have occured between these clubs following the scummers RELEGATION at the end of the 2005/06 season

they despise the people of Portsmouth because of their higher status in the English football league which, as a result, leads to them getting their heads kicked in by the Portsmouth's 657 crew.

the head scummer (chosen because he is the best looking one of them) Matt le Tissier is a self proclaimed gay and spends most of his time either on sky sports or at his favourite brighton nightclub

it is advisable to stay away from these people unless a fully trained 657 member and planning to hospitalise one of them
i just gave birth to a scummer - popular phrase upon performing a "number 2"

that scummer cunt is going to need a disabled seat at St. mary's by the time i've finished with him

i hope you like the taste of brick you scummer cunt!
by John Westwood mk 2 March 19, 2008
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Scummer

1. An alternative method of calling someone a scammer.

2. Someone who utilizes cheap tactics to gain an edge over their competition.

Synonyms include (but are not limited to) scammer, cheater, fraud, and swindler.
1. I know I haven't bought anything from Amazon recently... those lousy scummers think anyone can be tricked.

2. Watch out, that guy is a real scummer; he often goes for low blows.
by SomeFunkyFreshman December 3, 2022
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Scummer

Any dirty prick from Watford , a scummy little town full of scum.
by nicky knaker knocker May 4, 2023
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Scummer

People who run the worst of scams, where they destroy lives for a few dollars.
That man raised a lot of money for African orphans, but ran away and spent the money on himself. He's a real scummer.
by Jonty30 February 23, 2024
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Scummer School

A term for summer school, used to represent the majority of those in attendance.

See: Stoner, Loser
Oh look, you smoked too much pot, skipped too many classes and now you have to go to scummer school. Shame.
by Syk_ May 25, 2004
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Scummer Grundle

An indie rock band from Leonardo, NJ. Their two hits "i'm freer than you" and "extra creditooo" contain several of the musical gestures they would be known by. singing like a faggot, as each of them does, is one of them. Later, chorus teachers and voice instructors alike would come to use the phrase "Scummer Grundle" to discourage students who never really had a chance anyway.
No, no, no - those aren't the notes at all. Stop being such a Scummer Grundle.
by Mrs. Vitalo November 5, 2010
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scummer table

A table in your school lunchroom consisting of the poorest most hood kids in the school.

A table you sit at when no one wants you at their table.

You can tell it's the scummer table by the manner of dress they wear ( ratty old clothes) and a wave of stink drafting across the school lunchroom.

May or may not have lice, haven't taken a bath in weeks, also can be known by their scummy clothes and attitude.

They usually stick to themselves besides risk the embarrassment of daring to come to anyone else's table in the lunchroom, they would even get laughed at by unpopular people.
Sara got up from the scummer table and first came over to the preps table and was laughed at.

The scummers even get laughed at by unpopular people or normal people in the school and looked at as " what the fuck are you doing here", go back to your scummer table.

She was hated by all, including fellow scummers, but was tolerated by them due to being related to one of them.
by dkjrhrrr June 30, 2010
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