Scrondel

1. A slimy or grotesque person that is under the impression that they are smooth.
2. A scrondel is a ghetto-like overweight woman with cornrow hair and a FUPA.

"Look at that girl over there she's such a scrondel!"

by Sean Sizemore December 13, 2007

scrundly

tshirt and glasses and bun and confusion

"I might be sort of scrundly when you come at 4"

by Shevaun April 27, 2004

scoundrel's luck

A special type of luck that comes from getting away with doing bad things.

The man had an amazing level of scoundrel's luck. He could get away with murder if he wanted to.

by bobhihih February 26, 2019

Scoundrit

Someone who is so mentally deficient that they give themselves a genetic disorder

Person 1: Dan just fell down a flight of stairs after doing a fortnite dance
Person 2: Wow, what a fucking scoundrit

by IronManTwoPartTwo March 12, 2019

Scroungler Virus

A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.

"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"

by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022