scroch

A big harry, sweaty, smelly sasquach scrodum

"Dude! you smell like a scroch

by druids flame January 2, 2004

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011

scorcher blaze

Defines an action of turning a person who used to be a "quiet kid" and a suspect of a school shooting into a very "gigachad" person. They make high risk high reward choices confidently.

Fred: "Remember Alex, that quiet kid from highschool who listens to edgy rap music?"
Mark: "Yea, what about him? Did he shoot up a college now haha"
Fred: "No, he went on a total scorcher blaze with his money, he's a millionaire now."

by SunniDayz April 12, 2022

scorched

to be intoxicated to the point where you can't be anymore messed up without passing out. Synonyms: Drunk, fucked up, trashed, blazed, melted, stoned, malted, smashed, half dead.

me: Yo did you like drinking that steel reserve after that phattie?
josh: word man, im scorched

by youchoose January 1, 2004

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

omaha scorcher

When a woman that has an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations and you allow her to defacate on your bare face. In other words when she has diarrhea and you let her shit on your face.

After you gave me that blumpkin it really put me in the mood for an omaha scorcher.

by Green Goblin1111 January 2, 2011