Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021

Screen door stinks

When someone looks so dirty or looks like they come from a dirty house.

His clothes are dirty his hair is a mess it looks like his screen door stinks.

by MissAmerika521 January 25, 2024

Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.

My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.

by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025

screenworth

Derived from the portmanteau of "screen time" and "self-worth", this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you outsource your self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time that you can get from your parents. For example, when you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your opponents are 270 millions of Indonesian residents with the average screen time of 6.05 hours per day — the highest in the world.

After arguing with my parents for an extra hour of screen time, I realized my screenworth was way too high—it's like I measured my value based on how much time I could binge-watch YouTube on my smartphone compared to my friends!

by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025