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Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.
She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!
by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022
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calf scramble

big mess; i.e. clusterfuck. In many rodeos, there is often a calf scramble competition, where a herd of calves and a larger horde of teenagers are let loose in a ring. The teens try to catch, halter, and coax the calf into an area in the ring. Catching a calf usually wins you money towards the purchase of an animal to raise and return to the next year's stock show.
Joan: How's the P&G project?
Tom: We don't have data, the analysts are on vacation, and the client wants to move up the deadline. It's a total calf scramble right now.
by charliebrown0718 January 15, 2010
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Kentucky scramble

The act of cracking an egg into a woman's vagina and fucking her so god damn hard that the friction and heat cooks the egg into nice, warm, delicious scrambled eggs.
"hey sweetie I'm really hungry"
"OK, want some scrambled eggs?"
"Lets go do a Kentucky scramble bitch"
by riybear July 12, 2015
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feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!
by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011
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Alicia Sacramone

A fairly hot Olympian female gymnast.
Alicia Sacramone was the hottest female gymnast at the Olympics.
by Kal Goran October 16, 2008
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scrambled guts

When You're Dick Is Deep In Her Pussy You Start Hitting Guts
Scrambled Guts:
Damn B, I Scrambled Her Guts Last Night.
by Savage_ralph #ShoutOutAri January 3, 2017
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Scrambled Porn

Porn that you just can't quite make out, but if you watch it real close, you may be able to make out a breast or two.
Man, I was watching some scrambled porn and could have sworn I saw either a breast or maybe it was a testicle, but whatever it was, it still got me aroused.
by TheCroatian February 2, 2009
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