Elementary Anal Scrutiny

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.

Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

scooting

Riding a scooter

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.

by repeaz February 8, 2009

Pinky Scouting

When two people (sitting next to each other), begin to creep their respective pinkies towards each other in order to test hand holding capacity if intentions are unclear

I wasn’t sure how she felt about me but took a shot and via pinky scouting the evening ended in some steamy hand holding.

by Hairlesskitty10 March 27, 2019

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

Scootin'

To hookup with or bang a fat or an excessively younger girl. Alcohol is normally a factor; however, is not necessary. Any attempt to get with either type of these girls is an act of scootin'. A person who commits these acts is called a "scooter".

Scott was scootin' last night, you see that whale he was with?

by 0oka September 11, 2010

Scrutin

Scrutin is a basic look out word. If someone is about to say something and they think nobodys around but then you see someone is you can say scrutin and they will automatically know to keep there mouth shut. Its basically saying lookout

David: I hate Mrs.Lee so much

The teacher walks near

Jacob: Scrutin

by Ashley Grace Burr August 19, 2008